September 2011
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Sour Grapes? CA got what it voted for. →
May 2011
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More "Transparency" from the Hope and Change Crew →
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The Importance Of Capitalization
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
April 2011
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They didn't have the "green thing" back then.
In the line at the store, the cashier commented to the elderly woman that plastic bags weren’t good for the environment so she should use paper bags. The elderly woman replied, “We didn’t have the ‘green thing’ back in my day.” That’s right, they didn’t have the ‘green thing’ in her day, but…back then, they returned their milk bottles, Coke bottles and beer bottles to...
March 2011
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January 2011
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. ...
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Rep. Kucinich Sues Over Olive Pit Damaged Tooth
It’s the pits to break a tooth while eating. Just ask Rep. Dennis Kucinich.
The Ohio Democratic representative is suing House cafeteria service providers for $150,000 for allegedly selling him a sandwich wrap with a stray olive pit in it.
Read more: http://fxn.ws/fhQnVv
What is the value of a tooth? What is the cost of the repair? What is the penalty for missing an olive pit? Seems...
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Rep. Doris Matsui on ObamaCare
Considering that Insurance Companies are jacking up rates in advance of Obama Care, and considering 250 companies have applied for and received waivers from ObamaCare, it is shaping up to be way more expensive and less beneficial than was originally promised.
The tidal wave of Republican and Tea Party members that were elected to the House of Representatives in the recent mid term elections ran...
December 2010
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Joke of the year?
A Marine squad was advancing to the north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, “I was...
October 2010
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Government Efficiency
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the...
Thank You Barack Obama
A Different Slant On The Obama Presidency One 82-year-old lady loves Obama and she may have a very good point. She says that Obama is amazing, and is rebuilding the American dream! She gives us an entirely new slant on the “amazing” job Obama is doing, and she says that she will thank God for the President. Keep reading for her additional comments and an explanation. When...
September 2010
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Why Main Stream Media Outlets Favor The Left
The other day I was musing over why the Main Stream Media and outlets like Politico continue to write their stories to favor the left side of the isle. I thought to myself, well most journalists are liberals hiding under a cloak of independence. That is no doubt true, but it occurred to me that another big part of it is access.
Reporters for the main networks, news papers and websites like this...
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Tax Hikes For 2011, Not Just For Rich People
If Congress allows the Bush tax cuts to expire and nothing is done with Obama Care, this is just a little taste of what we will face on January 1, 2011. Read through to the end and see which items will affect you. What happened to, “If you make less than $250,000, blah blah blah blah.”??
Five months until the largest tax hikes in the history of America. Get ready… - In just...
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Fact Check Obama
OBAMA: “So these policies of cutting taxes for the wealthiest Americans, of stripping away regulations that protect consumers, running up a record surplus to a record deficit - those policies finally culminated in the worst financial crisis we’ve had since the Great Depression.”
THE FACTS: The president probably meant the broader economic crisis and not the meltdown of the...
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Humor: Larry is in the hospital
OK, you are asking who the hell is ‘Larry’? Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says, ‘Where the hell have you been?’Larry replies, ‘I was out getting a tattoo.”A tattoo?’ she frowned. ’What kind of tattoo did you get?”I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,’ he said proudly.’What the hell were you...
August 2010
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One Light Bulb At A Time
One Light Bulb at a Time A physics teacher in high school, once told the students that while one grasshopper on the railroad tracks wouldn’t slow a train very much, a billion of them would. With that thought in mind, read the following, obviously written by a good American .. Good idea .. . one light bulb at a time … . Check this out . I can verify this because I was in Lowes the other...
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$250,000 a year is rich? Really?
Except for the declaration by the Democrats, when did $250,000 a year qualify as rich? It will make you comfortable, but hardly rich. To earn $250K you have to be skilled, lucky, have a two income household, a small business, or some combination of the above.
By the time you reach $250,000 you will have nice cars, an expensive mortgage and a combined Federal, State and FICA tax rate around 60%...
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An Angry Citizen Writes To Nancy Pelosi
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/guthrie.asp
Check his credentials. Then read his letter to Pelosi!
Born St. Louis , Missouri , August 21, 1944 Bar Admissions: North Carolina , 1969 U.S. District Court, Eastern, Middle and Western Districts of North Carolina , 1969 U.S. Tax Court Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals Education: Woodford College , 1966 A.B. Mercer University ,...
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“One who blames others for failures, and does not share credit for successes, is...”
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The UK Media will tell you what the American Media... →
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The Pigs Have Come Home To Roost- The Rest of the...
I looked this up on SNOPES.COM and found nothing, but it is an interesting story to say the least. If this is true it is remarkable.
Please take the time an read this. November it starts…………….. Subject: Look What Was Behind The Shirley Sherrod Scandal. This one sure dropped off the news shows too quickly… now we know why. ...
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States Rights Revolt Heats Up, Missouri Voters...
Missouri voters on Tuesday overwhelmingly rejected a federal mandate to purchase health insurance, rebuking President Barack Obama’s administration and giving Republicans their first political victory in a national campaign to overturn the controversial health care law passed by Congress in March.
Read the rest here.
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WatchDragnet’s Joe Friday (Jack Webb) and Bill Gannon (Harry Morgan) admonish Barack Obama in this cleverly edited and surprisingly timely video clip.
Proof Reading is a Dying Art
Proofreading is a Dying Art these days!
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next...
July 2010
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Is Obama's America Ready To Take It's Place Behind...
This article is from the “People’s Daily Online”. See if it doesn’t read to you as: We (China) are coming up in power, and you (America) are going down. You would be well served to recognize this before we foreclose on the huge debt you owe us.
The Obama administration released positive signals in its relations with China, which have been interpreted as the United States...
“Calling All Cars…be on the look out. That is all. Over.”
– Police may no longer broadcast the description of individuals they are looking for who may have committed a crime to prevent profiling of people who may resemble the suspects.
Humor: It's Hell to be Old
OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as...
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Sheriff Joe Arpaio for President, A list of common...
SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well, SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!
Oh, there’s MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe! Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over,...
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The Great Left Wing Media Conspiracy →
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Administration's knee jerk reactions. Weak. →
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Humor: ...and that's when the fight started
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’ So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.” And that’s when the...
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Humor: ....and that's how the fight started...
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started…..
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Vegas Mayor Puts Wayne Newton Ahead Of Barak Obama
However, the mayor says he still won’t get to meet with the president when he campaigns tonight and Friday in Las Vegas.
“I wish I could. I wish I could be out there,” Goodman said.
However, the time the White House set aside for the two of them didn’t work out — Goodman has already scheduled a meeting at that time with a major dignitary from the entertainment...
“In Obama’s case, his reliance on minority voters adds to the difficulty as he...”
– Dickmorris.com
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Humor: Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up...
June 2010
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Humor: Your Duck is Dead
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”
The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?” “Yes, I am sure. Your duck is...
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“The headline reads, Ten Dead Among 54 Shot Across City Over Weekend…
54 people...”
– Ignatius Piazza of Front Sight
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“Only three, five years ago it seemed like a fantasy” to create a new reserve...”
– Source Article
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“As we have repeatedly warned for years, the federal government is desperate to...”
– Senate Bill by Senator Joe Lieberman gives government the right and ability to shut off the internet. More here.
Chris Matthews has lost the Obama Tingly Feeling...
Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Howard Fineman react to President Obama’s Oval Office Address on the oil spill. Here are the highlights of what the trio said: Olbermann: “It was a great speech if you were on another planet for the last 57 days.” Matthews compared Obama to Carter. Olbermann: “Nothing specific at all was said.” Matthews: “No direction.”...
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“Said one spray-painted sign along the president’s Florida motorcade route...”
– http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_gulf_oil_spill
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Justifying taking from others, liberals...
I finally got to see Avatar today. The parallel to the experience of native Americans in the 1800’s in America was obvious. Someone wanted what the Na’vi (planet Pandora natives) had and rationalized their right to take it. To make it easier to justify taking the Na’vi’s land they demonized them as savages, then forced them from their homes in an ugly display of...
