1. Bud Light Clothing Drive, funny video.

  2. Son: “Dad, I’m considering a career in organized crime. Dad: “Government, or private sector?”

    Son: “Dad, I’m considering a career in organized crime.

    Dad: “Government, or private sector?”

  3. Joke: Old Lady In Court Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good  in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so ‘spicy’ that I just laid down and told him ‘Take me, young man. Take me now!’ Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, ‘April Fool!’ And that’s when I  shot him, the little bastard

    Joke: Old Lady In Court

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?
    Little Old Lady:
    I am 94 years old.
    Defense Attorney:
    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
    Little Old Lady:
    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
    Defense Attorney:
    Did you know him?
    Little Old Lady:
    No, but he sure was friendly.
    Defense Attorney:
    What happened after he sat down?
    Little Old Lady:
    He started to rub my thigh.
    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him?
    Little Old Lady:
    No, I didn’t stop him.
    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?
    Little Old Lady:
    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?
    Little Old Lady:
    He began to rub my breasts.
    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him then?
    Little Old Lady:
    No, I did not stop him..
    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?
    Little Old Lady:
    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good  in years!
    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?
    Little Old Lady:
    Well, by then, I was feeling so ‘spicy’ that I just laid down and told him
    ‘Take me, young man. Take me now!’
    Defense Attorney:
    Did he take you?
    Little Old Lady:
    Hell, no! He just yelled, ‘April Fool!’ And that’s when I  shot him, the little bastard

  4. Bill O’Reilly on ABC with George Stephanopoulos. He’s not running.

  5. WANTED BY AUTHORITIES: Be on the lookout for Gay Terrorist “Yomamma Bin Shoppin’”, listed on “No Fly List”, last seen in San Francisco, CA and Key West, FL.

    WANTED BY AUTHORITIES: Be on the lookout for Gay Terrorist “Yomamma Bin Shoppin’”, listed on “No Fly List”, last seen in San Francisco, CA and Key West, FL.

  6. Joke: Little Kids And Lifesavers The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. A Teacher Gave the kids in the classroom Fruit Flavored Lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:Red…………………CherryYellow…………….LemonGreen……………….LimeOrange …………..OrangeFinally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!The teacher had to leave the room!

    Joke: Little Kids And Lifesavers

    The Candy With The Little Hole
    This should make you smile.
    You have to love little kids.

    A Teacher Gave the kids in the classroom Fruit Flavored Lifesavers.

    The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

    Red…………………Cherry
    Yellow…………….Lemon
    Green……………….Lime
    Orange …………..Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

    The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!

    The teacher had to leave the room!

  7. Democrats to use Reconciliation to pass Obamacare. Dr. Kevorkian at the bedside. Political suicide?

    Democrats to use Reconciliation to pass Obamacare. Dr. Kevorkian at the bedside. Political suicide?

  8. Wackin' Ur Doodle In Front Of Ur PC? U May Not Be Alone

    The scandal surrounding kids being spied on at home via webcams in laptops provided by schools extends further than just schoolchildren – four years ago Google admitted that it was implementing similar invasive surveillance technologies that would target all Americans. A school district in Philadelphia faces a class action lawsuit after it allegedly issued laptop computers to 1,800 students across two high schools and then used concealed cameras within the machines to spy on students and their parents without their knowledge or consent……

    …….In 2006, Google announced that they would use in-built microphones to listen in on user’s background noise, be it television, music or radio – and then direct advertising at them based on their preferences. “The idea is to use the existing PC microphone to listen to whatever is heard in the background, be it music, your phone going off or the TV turned down. The PC then identifies it, using fingerprinting, and then shows you relevant content, whether that’s adverts or search results, or a chat room on the subject,” reported the Register. Hundreds of millions of Internet-active Americans will all be potential targets for secret surveillance and the subsequent sell-off of all their information to unscrupulous data mining corporations and government agencies. The report cites the inevitability that the use and abuse of this technology will eventually be taken over by the state.

    Read the article here.

    More on this story here.

  9. Glenn Beck at CPAC. It’s a bit over an hour, and it’s worth watching. If you are a conservative, you will love it. If you are a partisan, a progressive or a liberal, not so much, but I beg you to watch it and listen, then decide.

  10. Cartoon: Economy is so bad Exxon laid off 25 congressman

    Cartoon: Economy is so bad Exxon laid off 25 congressman

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