
Finally, a solution to the BP gulf oil leak.

Finally, a solution to the BP gulf oil leak.
How can I put it any more plainly than that? The audacity of her statement on the Jews leaving Israel moves me to profanity in a way not usually seen on this blog.
Helen Thomas made the breathtakingly ignorant comment that she wants the Jews out of Israel, saying they should return to Poland and Germany, leaving the lands they have lived on since 1948 when Israel was established as a Jewish State.
The Jews didn’t fare too well in World War II in Europe. That simple little factoid of six million murdered comes to mind. Israel was established as a homeland for the scattered and battered Jews to come home to after World War II, what was left of them.
It is so easy to Monday Morning Quarterback the situation, but imagine that the neighbors on either side of you in your neighborhood have sworn to kill you, and your very survival depends on vigilance. Certainly such a situation would cause anyone to exist in an ugliness that few of us would relish.
Helen Thomas is entitled to her opinion I suppose but it reflects her ignorance at best, or rank anti-semitism at worst. Suppose she had encouraged African Americans to return to Africa? A similarly ignorant and racist comment that would raise a firestorm of protest. I don’t know if Thomas’s ignorant comments will raise a firestorm or not, but I hope so. So at least et me go on the record right here, right now, Fuck You Helen Thomas.
Presidents are never really off the clock, even when they go on vacation. But President Obama’s decision to skip the traditional Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington while on his second vacation since the BP oil spill began has some wondering what the schedule says about his priorities.
Really? Are you kidding me? Well, this is the American President that wouldn’t wear a flag pin. What a disgrace. What an embarrassment.
Paychecks from private business shrank to their smallest share of personal income in U.S. history during the first quarter of this year, a USA TODAY analysis of government data finds.
At the same time, government-provided benefits — from Social Security, unemployment insurance, food stamps and other programs — rose to a record high during the first three months of 2010.
Welcome to Obama socialism. Read the rest.
Joe Simonowitz, “Dead Schvanz”
Here are some reviews of Joe Simonowitz’s previous joke on OJTJ:
“A classic that never fails to make me laugh.” - Milton
“HILARIOUS!” - Spencer
“I had to clap my hands over my mouth to keep from HOOOOOTING w/laughter!!!” - Wendy
“I don’t have an issue with millionaires, I just have an issue with people not sharing in the sacrifice,” said Senate President Stephen Sweeney, a Democrat from West Deptford. “Those 16,000 people can help 600,000.”
How generous of you Senator Sweeney.

I am trying to keep an open mind on this immigration thing. Seeing this American Flag upside down under the Mexican flag at an American High School makes it difficult.
Old School Funny, Carol Burnett and Tim Conway. Father Duffy Is Full of Sh*t