SactoDan

A conservative without party affiliation that believes Democrats and Republicans got us here. It's the spending stupid!

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Feb
26
Joke: Old Lady In Court Defense Attorney:Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady:I am 94 years old.Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney:Did you know him?Little Old Lady:No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down?Little Old Lady:He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney:Did you stop him?Little Old Lady:No, I didn’t stop him.Defense Attorney:Why not?Little Old Lady:It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.Defense Attorney:What happened next?Little Old Lady:He began to rub my breasts.Defense Attorney:Did you stop him then?Little Old Lady:No, I did not stop him..Defense Attorney:Why not?Little Old Lady:His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good  in years!Defense Attorney:What happened next?Little Old Lady:Well, by then, I was feeling so ‘spicy’ that I just laid down and told him‘Take me, young man. Take me now!’Defense Attorney:Did he take you?Little Old Lady:Hell, no! He just yelled, ‘April Fool!’ And that’s when I  shot him, the little bastard

Joke: Old Lady In Court

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn’t stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him..
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good  in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so ‘spicy’ that I just laid down and told him
‘Take me, young man. Take me now!’
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ‘April Fool!’ And that’s when I  shot him, the little bastard