SactoDan

A conservative without party affiliation that believes Democrats and Republicans got us here. It's the spending stupid!

Let's Save On The Federal Deficit By Laying Off Congress!

Don't Tread On Me.

I am narrow minded about narrow mindedness.

One who blames others for failures, and does not share credit for successes, is a person of weak character.

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Joke: Little Kids And Lifesavers
The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. 
A Teacher Gave the kids in the classroom Fruit Flavored Lifesavers.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:Red…………………CherryYellow…………….LemonGreen……………….LimeOrange …………..OrangeFinally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!The teacher had to leave the room!

Joke: Little Kids And Lifesavers

The Candy With The Little Hole
This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.

A Teacher Gave the kids in the classroom Fruit Flavored Lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red…………………Cherry
Yellow…………….Lemon
Green……………….Lime
Orange …………..Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!